"Would you please give your honest opinion
about solutions to the food shortage
in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In India they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant,
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant,
And in the USA they didn't know
what "the rest of the world" meant.