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the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"See if they can do it again." |
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the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Blame it on the hardware, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. |
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the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Change the documentation, Blame it on the hardware, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask then how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Say it's not supported, Change the documentation, Blame it on the hardware, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:
"Tell them it's a feature, Say it's not supported, Change the documentation, Blame it on the hardware, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask then how they did it and See if they can do it again." |
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Probably an IBM support group somewhere |