A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
An honest politician: One who stays bought.
Be glad you don't get all the government you pay for!
Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!
Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom.
Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
First things first... nothing can be easier than that!
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Government can be hazardous to your wealth!
How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
If you trade freedom for security, you get neither.
Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP!
Legislation is no substitute for character.
Liberty is from God. Liberties, from the devil.
Men fight for freedom, then pass laws to take it away.
Name me one nation that taxed itself into prosperity.
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
Never mind what road we're on... keep your eyes on the carrot!
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the Legislature.
On what conclusion do you base your facts?
Our biggest problem is apathy – but who cares?
Pardon our dust... nonsense under construction.
Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else.
The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves.
The individual is the smallest minority.
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who speak only to save face end up falling on it.
Those who won't think will have it done for them.
To err is human; to blame it on someone else is politics.
Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of humanitarians!
Visit your money this year: Vacation in Washington, D.C.
WORK HARDER!.. Millions on welfare are counting on You!
Washington DC: America's work-free drug place.
Watch where you go... remember where you've been...
We have found the enemy and he is us.
Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.
When Morality is thrown to the wind Humanity is but dust.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Whenever anyone promises heaven on earth, expect hell.
Writing to Washington won't help – he's dead!
You get what you pay for.