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640K ought to be enough for anybody Bill Gates, 1981.
911...  Not Now...  I'm Downloading!
All computers wait at the same speed.
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
Ask not what your computer can do for you...
Become a programmer and never see the world!
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
C:\> The stick shift of computing.
Coming soon!  Mouse support for EDLIN!
Compile, run, curse...  Recompile, rerun, recurse.
Computer widow:  Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computer:  a hole in your desk that swallows all your time.
DO:  Get up:  Go to work:  Eat dinner:  Shower:  Go to bed:  LOOP
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Damn the documentation Full speed ahead!
Day 3,857,962 of FREE 30 day trial.  Please pay soon.
Design of the future?  I'd like one that will work today.
Do you want a Yes/No prompt?  (Y/N)
Documentation The worst part of programming.
ERROR 12C4:  Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping messages?
Excommunicated:  On vacation without a computer.
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Feel lucky?..  Upgrade your software!
Fer sell cheep:  IBM spel chekker.  Wurks grate.
Firmware:  Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it.
Floppy not responding, formatting hard drive instead.
GUI:  A set of pretty pictures to entertain the illiterate.
Hardware Independent:  Won't work on ANY hardware!
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six...
I program, therefore I exist.
I used to read books.  Now I read QWK files.
I want to be a modirater when I grow up.
I'm a Programmer...  who the hell are you?
I'm a disfunctional husband of a BBS widow.
If a plane was run by Windows, would you fly it?
If it's bug free, it's time to make changes.
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
If there are no more bugs, the program is obsolete.
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!
Just a possum on the information superhighway.
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid!
Life after death?  Is it like terminate and stay resident?
Machines should work, people should think.
Macintosh:  PC with training wheels you can't remove.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Marriage:  begging for money for upgrades.
May your backups always be good, but never necessary.
Microsoft isn't the answer...  it is the QUESTION.  "No" is the answer.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
MultiTasking Twice the mistakes in half the time.
Music for $.25/min., call Borland Tech Support now!
My computer has a nut loose on the keyboard.
My job is interfering with my mail reading.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
No ASCII?  OK, I'll use the regular key.
No wanna work.  Wanna bang on keyboard.
No you can't call 911 NOW, I'm downloading my mail!
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
One bit short of a byte.
Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
Oops.  My brain just hit a bad sector.
Optimist:  A Commodore salesman with a beeper.
PROGRAMMING:  Edit, Save, Exit, Compile, Run, Curse, Reboot.
Press [Ctrl]+[Alt]+[Del] to continue...
Press [Enter] once to quit or twice to save changes.
Press [Enter] once to quit or twice to save changes.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Professionals built the Titanic.  Amateurs built the Ark.
Programming like building a castle with toothpicks.
Programming is 10% inspiration and 90% debugging.
Real programmers write programs not press releases.
Recursive, adj.:  see Recursive.
Ritz crackers found in drive A:  Delete Children (Y/N)?
SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue...
Save changes before exit?  (Y)es (N)o (W)hat changes?!?
Small is beautiful.
Smith & Wesson:  The original point-n-click user interface.
Sur mI spoolchkr werks jus fin, wy d0 yu aks?
Tagline being sued by Lotus for look and feel violation.
That's not a Bug, that's a Free Enhanced Feature!
The best solution uses the fewest assumptions.
The magic of Windoze:  Turning a 486 into an XT.
This mind intentionally left blank.
This tagline is SHAREWARE!  To register, send me $10.
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...
True Multitasking 3 PC's and a chair with wheels...
True idiot-proofing is impossible the idiots are so clever.
Upgrade Policy:  Insert wallet in drive A:  and press .
Users:  Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Wanted:  Programmers.  Some assembly required.
Weber's Law of Programming:  "If it compiles, ship it."
What is the sound of one modem connecting?
Where the heck is the ANY key?
Who is this GENERAL FAILURE and WHY is he reading MY disk?
Windows...  from the minds who gave you EDLIN!
You can never be too rich, too thin or have too much RAM.

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